You want scary? How about Halloween-costume-induced heat exhaustion? How's that for scary?
"Ok honey, we can totally watch a scary movie, but I'm not going to look at the screen.
And please talk to me about something completely unrelated during the really scary parts.
And then recap all the parts I missed after you're done distracting me.
And the horrifically scary ending? Yeah, I'll be leaving the room for that. Please shout the play-by-play down the hall for me."
And I still had trouble sleeping. Hope Andy appreciates what a giving wife I am, letting him watch his movie and all.
Happy Halloween everyone!